TROGLODYTE

Troglodyte:

°A member of a supposed prehistoric race that lived in caves or holes, a caveman.

°(by extension) Anything that lives underground.

18 April 2010

30 Points

At the bar, Wizen drank prune juice, Tergiversate wanted a waffle, & the brusque Troglodyte downed a bottle of Brut cologne. (MT @Ysabeluna)

30 Points

They got into a kerfuffle ~ In the middle of the night ~ 'Cause she told him a truffle ~ Was also a troglodyte.

#poem

30 Points

Say, may I be frank? ~ Regarding my troglodyte: ~ He's awesome, at night!

#haiku #haikuthrowdown (frank) #artwiculate

35 Points

I keep the locket ~ With my troglodyte's photo ~ Encaved in-pocket.

#haiku #haikuchallenge (pocket) #artwiculate

33 Points

Signs you might be dating a troglodyte: 1.) The petrichor of Eau de Damp-Cave smell precedes him.

31 Points

The troglodyte needs not tergiversate over which side of the fence he should spew his golden accolades, 2day. There is no fence in his cave.

45 Points

Modern troglodytes ~ Holed up in their office-caves ~ Before glowing screens. 

#haiku #artwiculate troglodyte

41 Points

The troglodyte, inured to the penumbra of his fire's shadows upon the cave's walls, is satisfied with the status quo. Me? No.

31 Points

Most ppl say, "Ugh! Troglodyte?~O, Hun, don't U want more?!" ~ I've no need 2 make 'em see the light ~ I don't find him a boor.

33 Points

Pulchritude & the Troglodyte : Beauty & the Beast

29 Points

Names of ex-husbands: Lummox, Philistine, Troll, Nemesis, Troglodyte & Oaf. ;)

31 Points

The winner of the reality-show 'Mole' contest was the troglodyte who tergiversated the best. His surprise prize? A hedgehog.

39 Points

The early bird always gets the troglodyte (since worms all live underground)!

32 Points

Contrary to popular belief, troglodyte^s are NOT extinct: modern men are still partial to their 'man caves' (i.e. garages/basements/dens)!

38 Points

Ah, yes, the Troglodyte : First-cousins to the Trolls, both related to the Lummox's & Philistines, if I recall correctly. ;)

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