Friday, April 16, 2010

WIZEN


Wizen:
°wizened; withered; lean and wrinkled by shrinkage as from age or illness.
°To wither; to become lean and wrinkled by shrinkage as from age or illness.
16 April 2010



10 Points
So, what's our choice here, really: 'wizen' or 'early death'? ☠ (Yeah - not much of a choice, really. ☹) ;)



25 Points
❀ @yearning4d_sky Happy Birthday Haiku for you: Bright Birthday, Neerja! ~ Find an ocean of blessings ~ But do not wizen! ☺
#haiku4neerja



42 Points
"Wizen up!" Somehow that's an obloquy which sounds much more complementary than "Shrivel up & die!"



43 Points
The early bird gets the juiciest worms, leaving all of the wizen^ed ones for the late-rising birds.



27 Points
To avoid wizen-ing, simply strive to keep your wrinkles plumped up as rolls (you might want to eat lots of rolls).



27 Points
I highly suspect that the cause of Max's raunchiness is that his 'member' is actually wizen-ed. ;)



15 Points
Perhaps it was wizen-ed? RT @ajeanne @tWordBird Some of the uses for serendipity didn't quite meet the definition and not in a funny way.



2 comments:

  1. I really liked "Wizen up!" That was a good one! :)

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  2. Yah, thanks! :)

    ...I need to remember that one for my zinger repertoire, aye?! LOL

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